What we have to have:

I do solemnly declare that I do not know of any lawful impediment why I, Kesli? Kissy? What?, may not be joined in matrimony to Djruuh

I do solemnly declare that I do not know of any lawful impediment why I, Djruuh, may not be joined in matrimony to Kesli? Kissy? What?

I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, Kesli? Kissy? What?, do take thee, Djruuh, to be my lawful wedded husband/spouse

I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, Djruuh, do take thee, Kesli? Kissy? What?, to be my lawful wedded wife/spouse

But!

But?

But!

And?

Okay, And! There will be other vows. Oh yes. Make not mistake. There will be other vows. And we shall write these vows! Together! Whilst on HLTA!

And!

And? There's more?

Yes! And! We will decide whether we are reciting these other different, hand-written-but-possibly-typed vows with an audience or without.

Any suggestions*?

*knowing full well that I may (or may not) take the suggestions or not, as I so feel fit.