When the hell did I get hot?

I've been catching glimpses of myself in mirrors all over this country and what the hell? How come nobody told me this?

Oh, I know I would like to lose some weight and do some toning and be healthy but I'm GORGEOUS RIGHT NOW! What the hell?

I'm not going to lie. I have a bit of a crush on myself. I would do me.


I'm not saying this to be conceited or to fish for compliments (I love those anyways). I'm just continually shocked.

Are all the mirrors in Manitoba broken? Seriously. What the hell?